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When your teacher gets a haircut. →
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When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs... →
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When my skinny friend says they need to go on a...
Not studying for a test then passing it.
More Laughs Here. Every time~ ;D
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
blazed-pixie: Lust: Something that I find attractive. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
When you eat something really delicious for the...
nicoosuxx: Pssh this is how I always eat XD
Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth....
most-awkward-moments: Click here if you’re awkward!
When people like their own facebook status/picture
Tumblr v. Facebook (Beatles Edition)
jossyintheskywithdiamonds: A stranger adds you on Facebook A stranger follows you on Tumblr Someone sends you a message on Facebook Someone asks you a question on Tumblr Lose a friend on Facebook Lose a follower on Tumblr Error on Facebook Error on Tumblr Scrolling through Facebook Scrolling through Tumblr Someone shares your link on Facebook Someone reblogs your...
My friends at lunch...
“Eh, I dont need to eat that much, trying to watch my weight.” Meanwhile im just like… “You gonna eat that?”
when you see someone you 'used' to talk to
I love showing tricks to little kids
They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like: “Magic.”
I think I'm just an angry person. At school.
Drop my pen: Someone acts like an idiot: Bitch pretends to be stupid: Someone tells me a story: Teacher gives pop quiz: Some bitch acting like she’s all that: and worst… Someone touches my food:
shesjustawhore: this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself she should at least know to delete afterwards ?? oh my god dieing WHAT IS AIR?!?! XD
lolsofunny: JUST PRESS PLAY. Anybody who...
That awkward moment when you have to beat the eggs...
Worst feelings. ;(
the-absolute-funniest-posts: When you know your Friends are lying to you… When you see the person you love/like with someone else other than you. When someone says, “I just want to be friends.” Or when you just feel like you’re not good enough. No food. Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No. Go sit down.
Me: Um okay.. I'll just sit here and bleed on the chair, that's cool too.
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
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When you see people slip and fall in public.
lookatmenowbitchhh: toofasttolivetoyoungtodie: Them: You at first: Then all of a sudden: “Hahahahahaa! Oh shit, that made my day.” definately ME